Mar 23

   

Russell Brand has been getting laid since he was seven if I’m reading his Wikipedia page right, so it’s no surprise to find out that getting married to Katy Perry has left him a sad, empty shell of a man. The Sun reports:
The comedian, 35, said: “I can’t believe I used to have sex 20 Read More …



Mar 4

   

And welcome to the most random news item of the day.
Here’s Amy Winehouse and Russell Brand’s dad Ron leaving a bar in London last night before riding off together in the back seat of a car. I’ve doing my best not to picture these two fucking because all I keep coming up with is Read More …



Feb 9

   

“You like my Chupacabra, puta? I trim it for Hey-soos.”
Probably because every marriage around them is being revealed as the meaningless publicity stunts they were always intended to be, Katy Perry and Russell Brand have reportedly started seeing a counselor, according to Life & Style:
Three months into their marriage, Katy Perry and Russell Brand may Read More …



Dec 31

 

Being the loving husband that he is Russell Brand took a picture of Katy Perry as she’s waking up without her normal 800 miles of makeup on, and then posted it to Twitter. He’s since deleted it which is exactly what I would do once I remembered my wife’s breasts are ginormously awesome and I Read More …