Mar 8

   

While Scarlett Johansson decided to spend her newfound freedom nuzzling Sean Penn’s old man balls with her foot, several sources are reporting Ryan Reynolds has been quietly dating German model Agnes Fischer (above.) Now whenever a couple gets a divorce, there’s never really a “winner,” so to speak. Except in this case and that winner Read More …



Feb 2

   

Seen here in the new Mango campaign, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds apparently had an “emotional” dinner over the weekend which sounds unusual for two people who just dissolved a legally-binding union predicated on a life-long commitment. Weirdos. Us Magazine reports:
Johansson, 26, did most of the talking in what appeared to be a rollercoaster conversation. Read More …



Jan 11

   

The newly-single Scarlett Johansson was invited to Jeremy Renner’s 40th birthday party over the weekend (Wait. 40?) where she reportedly spent most of her time with Kevin Connolly effectively proving there’s been tear in the very fabric of our universe and soon ducks will bark like dogs. Us Magazine reports:
Johansson’s pal for the night? Kevin Read More …



Dec 16

   

As you may have heard, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are no longer having sex with each other, yet for some reason the media has decided to portray this as a “separation” despite possessing the key characteristics of a marriage, but let’s not quibble over semantics. Anyway, Ryan is apparently seeking comfort with an ex, Read More …



Dec 15

   

Despite my obsession with inserting Blake Lively into every post, Scarlett Johansson is apparently the one who decided to bail on Ryan Reynolds and not vice versa as most normal people would’ve assumed on account of all the Blake Lively. (I need help.) Us Weekly reports:
“Ryan has been reaching out to an ex the past Read More …



Dec 14

   

After two years of marriage, Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson have separated, according to TMZ. No details were given except the split is amicable, so I’m going to let these photos do the talking while I curl into the fetal position under my desk and question why God continues to forsake me. Is it because Read More …