Smuzzed

As if Sandra Bullock hasn’t taken a large enough Swastika to the ass through this whole ordeal, she now has the privilege of explaining to Jesse James‘ kids that Kat Von D is going to be their mom now. Popeater reports:
“Sandra loves Sunny with all her heart and will always be in her life. However, Read More …

Wow. They know not to smile for pictures that young? That’s actually impressive.
Just so nobody thinks Jesse James and Kat Von D are a couple of assholes rushing to get married as soon as possible before they realize they’ve made a horrible mistake – Oh, wait. – the two were decent enough to give Sandra Read More …

Because clearly he’s an idiot for reasons too numerous to count here, Jesse James has officially announced his engagement to Kat Von D, but not before showing up at a high-profile event an entire week ago with a rock on Kat’s finger. So, my, what a complete surprise. People reports:
“You know sometimes the public and Read More …

Because the paparazzi always hang out in LASIK eye surgery waiting rooms, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee thought it’d be hilarious if she pretended to lick a magazine photo of Sandra Bullock. You know, because ruining her marriage wasn’t enough. And it’s shit like this that makes me pray to a God I don’t even believe in Read More …