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- Amber Rose has been stripping since she was 15. Get out.
- Ryan Phillippe is ready for his Maury episode.
- Jon Bon Jovi blames Steve Jobs for the death of the music industry.
- Emma Watson is the face of Lancome.
- Russell Crowe is in prime physical condition again.
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Obviously someone’s been staying up past his bedtime watching The Winner stick it to the man, because here’s the now-former Child Messiah Justin Bieber embracing the Dark Side and flipping off the paparazzi while celebrating his 17th birthday last night with Selena Gomez who looks just so, so thrilled. Then again, this is partially her Read More …

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez attended the Vanity Fair Oscar Party together Sunday night where they apparently stepped into a photo booth and “won” as the saying goes. Scope out the bottom left photo (here) and tell me that’s not the Canadian Messiah getting a face full of Disney décolletage. His mom’s gonna freak.
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- Sunday Rose is dressing Nicole Kidman now. How very Katie Holmes-esque.
- Nancy Grace wants to throw the book at Lindsay Lohan.
- Alex Pettyfer and his abs are worth it, say people with vaginas.
- JWoww has no fucking clue.
- Paula Abdul in a see-through shirt. Finally!
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With Demi Lovato on her way to becoming Dominick Lovato and Miley Cyrus unable to meet a camera phone she won’t throw her career away in front of, the stage was set for Selena Gomez to become the first marketing-approved girlfriend for Justin Bieber to pretend he’ll lose his virginity to. Here they are in Read More …