Mar 18

   

Because it’s the Friday after St. Patrick’s Day – *pukes in trashcan, resumes eating Baconator* – here’s Stephanie Seymour on the beach in St. Barts again where, for the second day in a row, Boner Boy is nowhere to be found. When reached for comment, the entire Internet sighed, “I guess we’ll just have to Read More …



Mar 17

   

Stephanie Seymour was in St. Barts again yesterday only this time with the noticeable absence of her easily aroused, gay son Peter who more than likely sat inside yelling at his penis. “Oh, no, mother, I just can’t risk it. It’s seriously got a mind of it’s own, don’t you, you silly penis, you. But Read More …



Jan 11

   

That still doesn’t explain this.
When photos of Stephanie Seymour and her son Peter Brant II hit the Internet, almost everyone was mesmerized by the fact she’s still got it to the point where she gives her own son a boner. Turns out Peter is gay and would appreciate it if everyone stopped saying he’s trying Read More …



Dec 29

   

- Stephanie Seymour has a special relationship with her son. Or is dating a 15-year-old. Let’s assume both.
- Snooki banned from Time’s Square Ball Drop.
- Shocking News! Joe Francis might be getting divorced.
- Jessica Simpson makes Eric Johnson dress up like Lloyd Christmas.
- George Clooney won’t marry this. Read More …