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“Mom says she bought Sunny D. Alright!”
And now for today’s smattering of random photos that I like to call The Crap We Missed: Super-pregnant Alicia Silverstone apparently decided maternity outfits are a scam and is gonna ride her normal clothes out. Alexander Skarsgard is the world’s worst drug customer, “Oh, right, those cameras follow me…,” Read More …

I might be taking this feature a tad too literally.
And now for that special time of the day where I pepper you in the face with celebrity photos I don’t want to write posts about. Ambition, I gots it. Here we go: Brooklyn Decker got a new haircut, but more importantly, what do her breasts Read More …

Here’s today’s The Crap We Missed that has absolutely nothing to do with Chris Brown, so let’s all piss ourselves with joy like I just did and jump right into it: Kate Winslet is a Vulcan now, Kendra Wilkinson is going full-stripper for Dancing With the Stars while Kirstie Alley will simply devour her opponents, Read More …

Welcome to today’s installment of The Crap We Missed and by now you guys know the drill, so let’s dive right in: A mother let The Situation hold her infant because apparently SIDS was taking too long, Ke$ha stopped wearing a bikini, Zach Galifianakis forgot the gold chains and Nicki Minaj truly is the Black Read More …

Welcome to today’s installment of The Crap We Missed and by now you guys know the drill, so let’s dive right in: A mother let The Situation hold her infant because apparently SIDS was taking too long, Ke$ha stopped wearing a bikini, Zach Galifianakis forgot the gold chains and Nicki Minaj truly is the Black Read More …

“The bullet went right through. Hee hee! I love being a goddess!”
Welcome to another installment of The Crap We Missed. This time around we have an all-star gathering featuring Wario Lopez, a rapidly dying Taylor Momsen and Sofia Vergara still having really, really large breasts. Also, Amanda Seyfried tries to bring attention to Japan without Read More …

Welcome to another exciting edition of a feature full of items not exciting enough to get their own post. (Just roll with it.) Now, I don’t like to toot my own horn unless I have ample free time and an empty grain silo, but the first installment went exactly as planned. And I’m talking about Read More …

Welcome to a new feature on The Superficial where I make our photo editor work even harder for my approval only to completely ignore him while I drink my beer and stare at the television. Builds character. Anyway, throughout the course of the day we don’t get a chance to feature all the photos we Read More …