Mar 17

   

Taking time off from buying penis gummies to presumably throw in Tom Cruise’s face and call him a “faggot” (Kids are so cute.), here’s Suri Cruise letting the paparazzi know exactly who runs shit at Casa Xenu and it ain’t Midget Dad or Zombie Mom.
SURI: Why don’t you two kiss like other mommies and daddies?
TOM: Read More …



Feb 11

   

As more and more reports of The Church of Scientology engaging in slave labor come out, not to mention hilarious rubbing anecdotes, a former member has come forward with his experience building luxury vehicles for Tom Cruise after being told it was for “the betterment of mankind.” RadarOnline reports:
Brosseau, the former brother-in-law of church leader Read More …



Feb 7

   

Found one.
In a 28-page interview to be published in The New Yorker, director Paul Haggis, who recently severed ties with Scientology, reveals the church is under investigation by the FBI for “human trafficking.” More specifically, slave labor which I’m going to assume involves official documentation of Tom Cruise’s secret fortress that until now has only Read More …



Jan 20

   

It’s always the children who suffer the most…
Sometimes there’s a story I know is completely bullshit – And even worse, comes from Star, so there’s no possible way it could be based in reality. – but I post it anyway in the hopes it will become true and make the world exactly as I envision Read More …