Smuzzed

“Alright, everyone say, ‘Bitch, get out the car fo’ I kill you! CHEEEESSEEE.’”
After storming off set and smashing a window following his pre-approved Good Morning America interview, Chris Brown spent the rest of the day changing his outfit more times than a 14-year-old girl, and posing for fans as if the whole thing was just Read More …

“Alright, everyone say, ‘Bitch, get outta the car fo’ I kill you! CHEEEESSEEE.’”
After storming off set and smashing a window following his pre-approved Good Morning America interview, Chris Brown spent the rest of the day changing his outfit more times than a 14-year-old girl, and posing for fans as if the whole thing was just Read More …

“Alright, everyone say, ‘Bitch, get outta the car fo’ I kill you! CHEEEESSEEE.’”
After storming off set and smashing a window following his pre-approved Good Morning America interview, Chris Brown spent the rest of the day changing his outfit more times than a 14-year-old girl, and posing for fans as if the whole thing was just Read More …

“Alright, everyone say, ‘Bitch, get outta the car fo’ I kill you! CHEEEESSEEE.’”
After storming off set and smashing a window following his pre-approved Good Morning America interview, Chris Brown spent the rest of the day changing his outfit more times than a 14-year-old girl, and posing for fans as if the whole thing was just Read More …

Charlie Sheen, America’s Most Lovable Woman-Beater™ (That cost me a nickel.), made a surprise appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night where he not only kissed Jimmy on the lips, but brought toys and Tiger Blood merchandise for all the girls and boys. I don’t remember Santa having such a prominent coke problem before, but Read More …

Naturally, the immediate reaction of every Chris Brown fan is that Good Morning America ambushed, or “baited,” him with questions surrounding the night he bit Rihanna in the face and neck after viciously beating her for peeping his cellphone. Turns out, like any talk show interview, GMA approved the questions beforehand with the celebrity so Read More …

Captain Andrew Dice Clay of the S.S. OH!, was stopped by the paparazzi this week who asked his thoughts on Gilbert Gottfried getting fired by Aflac for his tsunami of, well, tsunami jokes. What they got instead was an expletive-filled rant on Charlie Sheen that sadly didn’t end with a parrot landing on his shoulder Read More …

Because this was bound to happen, here’s Charlie Sheen in a new FunnyOrDie sketch, “Charlie Sheen’s Winning Recipes,” which is admittedly not that bad considering how tired I am of hearing anything warlock or tiger-related. That said, I especially liked the part where he pulls out the pocket knife he put to Brooke Mueller’s throat Read More …

Despite labeling his past two episodes “Torpedoes of Truth” and calling them “sermons,” Charlie Sheen is now trying to claim his new Ustream show “Sheen’s Korner” is entirely fictional after finding out Brooke Mueller planned to use them as evidence in their custody battle. Whoops! #PlanBetter RadarOnline reports:
“It’s a character in a piece of fiction. Read More …

“I said, ‘I like my ‘jitos in a soda cup!’ Is this humidity making my hair look bad?”
If you haven’t seen it by now, Patriots quarterback Tom Brady was caught on camera dancing during Carnival yesterday while watching Gisele Bundchen ride by on a float. Now, I’m not going to criticize the man’s skills because Read More …