http://www.smuzzed.com Dirty Hollywood Secrets Exposed Fri, 12 Mar 2010 23:30:00 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Paris Hilton did some topless sunbathing in Mexico yesterday morning and I'm legitimately surprised she has normal nipples that don't glow green from gamma radiation. (No offense to She-Hulk. Yours are supposed to look like that.) NOTE: Full Size... a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2010/03/paris_hilton_sunbathing_toples.php"...read full story/a br / a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2010/03/paris_hilton_sunbathing_toples.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2010/03/0312 Paris Hilton Topless/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0312_paris_hilton_topless_00.jpg" ... http://www.smuzzed.com/paris-hilton-sunbathing-topless/ - Sharon Stone is still a hot bitch? [Lainey Gossip] - Jessica Simpson could secretly be the smartest woman ali- BAHAHAHA!. [PopEater] - Lindsay Lohan must be mine. NOW. [Dlisted] - Adrianne Curry is the Twitter princess to Coco's... a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2010/03/kristen_stewart_exhibits_a_per.php"...read full story/a br / a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2010/03/kristen_stewart_exhibits_a_per.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2010/03/0312 Kristen Stewart/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0312_kristen_stewart_00.jpg" //a a ... http://www.smuzzed.com/kristen-stewart-exhibits-a-personality-and-other-news/ Amanda Seyfried appears in the latest issue of Esquire where she discusses the art of looking hot as shit: "I learned a long time ago that photographs are not theater. This is not acting. It's pretending. I pretend I'm... a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2010/03/amanda_seyfried_is_the_greates.php"...read full story/a br / a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2010/03/amanda_seyfried_is_the_greates.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2010/03/0312 AS Esquire/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0312_seyfried_esquire_00.jpg" //a a ... http://www.smuzzed.com/amanda-seyfried-is-the-greatest-actress-of-our-time/ Kendra Wilkinson revealed she's getting a breast reduction on last night's George Lopez Show. Via Us Magazine: "I feel like I'm a little top heavy," Kendra, 24, said as the crowd objected to her breast-reduction plans. Hank tried to... a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2010/03/kendra_wilkinson_apparently_ha.php"...read full story/a br / a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2010/03/kendra_wilkinson_apparently_ha.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2010/03/0312 Kendra Jogging/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0312_kendra_00.jpg" //a a ... http://www.smuzzed.com/kendra-wilkinson-is-getting-a-career-reduction/ PRODUCER: So, listen, they wouldn't let us call the movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith 2 and you're a spinster so you can't exactly have an adulterous affair with a single man. JENNIFER ANISTON: What if I wear a dress... a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2010/03/please_believe_were_f-cking.php"...read full story/a br / a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2010/03/please_believe_were_f-cking.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2010/03/0312 Geraniston/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0312_geraniston_00.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2010/03/please_believe_were_f-cking.php" img ... http://www.smuzzed.com/please-believe-were-f-cking/ During an interview with iheartradio yesterday (after the jump), Jessica Simpson revealed she doesn't brush her teeth just before singing two feet away from a crowd of people who are now considered missing persons: "I don't brush my teeth.... a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2010/03/jessica_simpson_dreams_out_my.php"...read full story/a br / a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2010/03/jessica_simpson_dreams_out_my.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2010/03/0312 Jessica NYC/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0312_jessica_00.jpg" //a a ... http://www.smuzzed.com/jessica-simpson-dreams-out-my-car-in/ I'm not saying Julie Bowen reads this site, but here she is yesterday in a swimsuit that might as well have "Don't look at my dragon belly" written on it. On that note, these pics prove her hotness is... a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2010/03/julie_bowen_has_the_internet.php"...read full story/a br / a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2010/03/julie_bowen_has_the_internet.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2010/03/0312 Julie Bowen/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0312_julie_bowen_00.jpg" //a a ... http://www.smuzzed.com/julie-bowen-has-the-internet/ In the comedy She's Out of My League, Kirk (Jay Baruchel, "Knocked Up," "Tropic Thunder"), an average Joe, can't believe his luck. Though he's stuck in a seemingly dead--end job as an airport security agent, against all odds, Molly... a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2010/03/shes_out_of_my_league.php"...read full story/a br / a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2010/03/shes_out_of_my_league.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2010/03/0312 League/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0312_outofmyleague_00.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2010/03/shes_out_of_my_league.php" img ... http://www.smuzzed.com/shes-out-of-my-league-in-theaters-now/ Here's an absolutely shit-faced Christina Ricci in Paris last night, and is anyone at all surprised to see Lindsay Lohan at the scene of the crime? That's like seeing a fish in the ocean. If the ocean was 3/4ths... a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2010/03/christina_ricci_might_have_bee.php"...read full story/a br / a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2010/03/christina_ricci_might_have_bee.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2010/03/0311 Ricci Drunk/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0311_ricci_drunk_00.jpg" //a a ... http://www.smuzzed.com/christina-ricci-might-have-been-drinking/ Jersey Shore's JWoww shocked the living shit out of people by not acting like a drunken whore at a recent club appearance. Turns out MTV is essentially trying to stop the rotation of the Earth. FOX 411 reports: Jenni... a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2010/03/good_luck_with_that.php"...read full story/a br / a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2010/03/good_luck_with_that.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2010/03/0311 JWoww/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0311_jwoww_00.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2010/03/good_luck_with_that.php" img ... http://www.smuzzed.com/good-luck-with-that/