Smuzzed

Here's Entourage star Adrian Grenier hitting Bondi Beach in Austrialia with a gaggle of bikini-clad women yesterday. Which is exactly what I'd be doing in his shoes, and here's why: Anyone remember Brian Benben? I rest my case. EDIT: I'm kidding, of course. These women all work for HBO's marketing department and were chosen for their bushy eyebrow threshold. If you think the job is easy, try smacking yourself in the face with a Brillo pad the next time you have sex, then get back to me.

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Ross McCall have decided they do not want to spend the rest of their lives together. The two got engaged November 2007, but called things off over Christmas, according to People:

"They broke up over the holidays and have ended their engagement," says a source close to the couple. "They're both really sad about this. Even their friends are surprised; they seemed really happy. Everyone just wants the best for both of them."

Damn. And she just got her figure back. Well, the important thing is, I own stock in Ben & Jerry's. UPDATE: The lady at the bank just told me a pint of Chunky Monkey does not qualify as stock and therefore would not give me $2.5 million. I don't want to get all political, but this economic crisis is starting to piss me off.

Continuing her day of “Bride Wars” promotional duties, Kate Hudson stepped out on Monday evening (January 5) to tape an appearance on the “Late Show with David Letterman” in New York City.

Wearing a curve-hugging shiny green dress, the blonde beauty greeted fans before heading inside to tape tonight’s show as she boosts interest in her new comedy (which hits theaters this Friday - January 9).

I don't know about you guys, but it's been way too long since one of Verne Troyer's jilted ex-lovers has sold her story to News of the World. This time around it's former Playmate Genevieve Gallen who married Mini-Me in 2004 after the two were introduced by Hugh Hefner at a New Year's Eve party. Things went sour when Genevieve learned her knight in children's pajamas has a drinking problem. (Read: One thimble of bourbon and the shit is on!): On first going to Mini-Me's "house": She felt like Alice in Wonderland when she first went back to Verne’s place . . . a SHED at the the end of his manager’s garden. “It was a little off-putting because everything was so small,” says Genevieve. “There was a miniature futon and a miniature refrigerator and bed. The light switches were all down at the level of my knee and the toilet was no bigger than a child’s potty.” On realizing Mini-Me might have a bit of a drinking problem: “One Valentine’s night, I tried to do something really special for him. I knew he liked the colour red, so I put on everything red, including red stockings, red garter belts, a red thong and patterned red shoes just how he liked them,” says Genevieve. He seemed really excited and jumped up on the coffee table as he ordered me into different poses. He took some pictures of me and I was ready for a really beautiful night but before we could make love he was so drunk he passed out wearing his socks and boxers." On getting accidentally locked out of the house after Mini-Me got trashed: "The neighbours called the police and I convinced them to break the door open to let me in. But then they demanded to see Verne so I could prove it was my house. When I found him, he was face down clutching a pillow. I tried to wake him but it was impossible, so I had to pick him up still clutching the pillow and take him outside to present him to the police officers. They were shining the light on his head and Verne was mumbling, ‘What’s going on?” One of the police officers started laughing but the other one told him to stop. It was really embarrassing.” Look, I don't want to seem like I'm discriminating against little people here, but maybe the next time their guild meets inside a mushroom, they should let Verne know he's not doing anybody any favors. Just sayin'.

They’ve been engaged for some time now but kept putting off their nuptials. And now, it’s being reported that Jennifer Love Hewitt and Ross McCall have called it quits.

“They broke up over the holidays and have ended their engagement,” an insider close to the couple told People magazine.

With today’s scheduled autopsy being completed, the hearse carrying John Travolta’s son Jett arrived at Restview Memorial Mortuary and Crematorium in Freeport, Grand Bahama, on Monday afternoon (January 5).

As for the cause of death, no results from today’s medical examination have been disclosed - and it may just stay that way, as the Bahamian Minister of Health Hubert Minnis failed to mention whether the report would be made public.

Benji Madden has devoted himself to protecting the honor of his niece Harlow Winter Kate Madden, according to People:

"I'm going to be keeping a close eye on her," Madden, 29, tells PEOPLE of the daughter of twin brother Joel Madden and his girlfriend Nicole Richie, 27. "I'll leave the shotgun right by the door."

Anyone else find it ironic that the guy who had sex with Paris Hilton is going to be dishing out dating advice? Then again, he does have access to a great object lesson. BENJI: Nice to meet you, Timmy. Now before you take my niece out, I wan to teach you kids a lesson about pre-marital intercourse. *unzips pants* TIMMY: Jesus! What did you do? Wrap it in tin-foil then put it in the microwave? BENJI: Something like that.

Back home from a blissful New Year’s holiday in St Barts, Lily Allen was spotted arriving at Heathrow Airport in London on Monday (January 5).

Making her way through the terminal, the “Smile” songstress couldn’t seem to wipe the grin off of her face - as it appears that she’s once again found love.

Both beginning their respective weeks on separate agendas, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal were both spotted flying solo earlier today (January 5).

The “Sweet Home Alabama” sweetheart was all about some physical fitness as she and a friend opted for a morning jog in Santa Monica.

Rebecca Romijn (I keep wanting to add Stamos) and Jerry O'Connell welcomed twin baby girls over the holiday. The news was announced this morning by the couple's good friend Howard Stern as a consolation for ducking his wedding in October. E! News reports:

The shock jock was entrusted by pals Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell to deliver the happy news via his Sirius radio show this morning that the couple is celebrating the birth of twin girls.
Shortly after Stern's announcement, the couple's publicist, Lewis Kay, told E! News that Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip were born Dec. 28, and both the parents and newborns are "all home and doing well."

And by doing well they, of course, mean Jerry O'Connell is licking his fingers and saying "Relevancy! Oh my God, sweet relevancy! All for me! Mu ha ha ha!" Congratulations though.